The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

Not to watch your workmen is to lose your money.

Not to watch your workmen is to lose your money.

A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal...

A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal...

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral...

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral...