Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Quote by Earl Wilson
Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...
Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.