Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

From my very first day in the Mayor's office, I have worked closely with the...

From my very first day in the Mayor's office, I have worked closely with the...

A hero is somebody who is selfless, who is generous in spirit, who just tries...

A hero is somebody who is selfless, who is generous in spirit, who just tries...