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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...
#Earl Wilson
Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...
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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...
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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
#Earl Wilson
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...
#Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
#Earl Wilson
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...
#Earl Wilson
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...
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Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...
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Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...
#Electricity
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
#Death
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
#Money
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
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Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...
#Money
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
#Earl Wilson
Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.
#Parents
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