Quotes by Earl Wilson

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

#Age, #Funny

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

#Parents

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

#Parents

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

#Money

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

#Money

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

#Death

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

#Electricity

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

#Earl Wilson

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

#Earl Wilson

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

#Earl Wilson

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

#Earl Wilson

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

#Earl Wilson