A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...