“They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy beast today.Topics: Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about SillyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...#Facebook Status, #Girlfriend, #Jealousy
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...#Ex Boyfriend, #Facebook Status
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...#Facebook Status, #Good Morning
It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...#Facebook Status, #Kids, #Teenage
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...#Humor, #Illusions, #Pets
