A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
Quote by H L Mencken
I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
In war the heroes always outnumber the soldiers ten to one.
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries...
Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which...
No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average...
When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the...
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at...
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the...
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the...
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry...
When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never...
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what sting is justice.
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very...
Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse.
What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.