Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
My favorite animal is steak.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it...