Quotes by Geoffrey Parfitt

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

#Age, #Funny

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

#Funny, #Jokes

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

#Funny, #Jokes

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

#Advice, #Funny