What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.

Quote by Jerry Seinfield

Topics: Dating Quotes, Funny Quotes

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

Attraction is not a choice.

Attraction is not a choice.

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Date sideways, never up or down. sideways is usually a more comfortable position for both...

Date sideways, never up or down. sideways is usually a more comfortable position for both...

Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led...

Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led...

Boyfriends have to understand me and my needs. They have to know what I want...

Boyfriends have to understand me and my needs. They have to know what I want...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in...

Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in...