What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.

Quote by Jerry Seinfield

Topics: Dating Quotes, Funny Quotes

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...

Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above...

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above...

I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to...

I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover...

The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover...