The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I thought you loved me?

I thought you loved me?

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.