The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.