The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
I never remember feeling tired by work, though idleness exhausts me completely
Am I going home to idleness? No, no. My feet and hands may be still,...
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare...