By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I don't need advice! Everyone can just stay out of my face!

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Life Quotes

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...