People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it
Quote by Ogden Nash
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Too clever is dumb.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.
A son could bear complacently the death of his father while the loss of his...