Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...

They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And...

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And...

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the...

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born...

If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born...