Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Parents, are given that name, because it is through them that we have the wonderful...

Parents, are given that name, because it is through them that we have the wonderful...

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.