Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...