People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...