People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.