Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Happiness Quotes

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell

Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it

Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it