The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Do your work, but do your thing.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...