The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...