Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Topics: Ability Quotes, Funny Quotes

Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.

Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

Being hurt by someone you truly care about leaves a hole in you heart that...

Being hurt by someone you truly care about leaves a hole in you heart that...

Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery, it's the sincerest form of learning.

Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery, it's the sincerest form of learning.

The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.

The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.

Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's...

Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's...

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...

The harder I work the more I live.

The harder I work the more I live.

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder...

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder...

Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence

Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day

Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.

Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't...

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't...

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the...

Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the...

I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale...

I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale...

The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.

The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.

Vietnam was the first war ever fought without any censorship. Without censorship, things can get...

Vietnam was the first war ever fought without any censorship. Without censorship, things can get...