Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Quote by Bob Rubin

Topics: Cute Quotes, Funny Quotes

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one Ive got.

A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one Ive got.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the...

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the...

Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each...

Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each...

A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a...

A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a...

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and...

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and...

How do you do that? How do you make me smile without even trying?

How do you do that? How do you make me smile without even trying?

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

A friendship that can end, never really began.

A friendship that can end, never really began.

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm...

The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm...

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can...

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can...

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.