Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Quote by Bob Rubin

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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the...

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the...

In this world, no one rules by love; if you are but amiable, you are...

In this world, no one rules by love; if you are but amiable, you are...

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big...

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big...

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

If you have one true friend, you have more than your share.

If you have one true friend, you have more than your share.

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there...

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there...

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to...

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to...

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and...

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and...

The course of true love never did run smooth.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you...

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you...

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.

If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.

It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into...

It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into...