A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Nourish your aged parents; revere them.