Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.