Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
Too clever is dumb.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.