People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...
Too clever is dumb.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.