Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
Too clever is dumb.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...