Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...