Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Age Quotes

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no...

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no...

It's not the money. It's not the fame. It's the influence.

It's not the money. It's not the fame. It's the influence.