Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Quote by Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid...
Luck is the residue of design.
Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at...
Men have a sufficient natural instinct for what is true, and usually do arrive at...
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.