One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
Quote by George Carlin
Funny Friendship Quotes
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
Religion is just mind control
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in...
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do...
What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more...