An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Quote by Jim Hayes

Topics: Funny Friendship Quotes

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat...

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat...

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.

When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have...

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have...

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...