A true friend stabs you in the front.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Friendship Quotes

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't...

I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't...

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of...

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of...

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

Only the shallow know themselves.

Only the shallow know themselves.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a...

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a...

It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.

It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that,...

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that,...

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

I never get tired of hearing compliments.

I never get tired of hearing compliments.

For all their compliments do verses pay? They mayn't, yet these same poems make me...

For all their compliments do verses pay? They mayn't, yet these same poems make me...

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a...

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a...

Men need to be loved physically in order to love emotionally. Women need to be...

Men need to be loved physically in order to love emotionally. Women need to be...