A true friend stabs you in the front.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Friendship Quotes

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of...

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of...

Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.

Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It...

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It...

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation

It is always the unreadable that occurs.

It is always the unreadable that occurs.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the...

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the...

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing

Men become old, but they never become good

Men become old, but they never become good

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable...

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable...

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well...

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well...

Literature always anticipates life. It does not copy it, but moulds it to its purpose....

Literature always anticipates life. It does not copy it, but moulds it to its purpose....

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never...

Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never...

The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life...

The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life...

Children, who play life, discern its true law and relations more clearly than men, who...

Children, who play life, discern its true law and relations more clearly than men, who...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...