A true friend stabs you in the front.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Friendship Quotes

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I can resist everything except temptation.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you.

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you.

Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.

Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances

Who, being loved, is poor?

Who, being loved, is poor?

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what...

Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what...

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way...

I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way...

All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.

All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.

The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles...

The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone...

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone...

Nowadays, manners are easy and life is hard

Nowadays, manners are easy and life is hard