I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: Church Quotes, Humor Quotes, Nations Quotes, Separation Quotes

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do...

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do...

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to...

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to...

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...