I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quote by George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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