The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Quote by Doug Larson
Best Friend Quotes
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.