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Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving...

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When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust....

When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust....

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted...

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If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...

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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you...

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I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at...

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

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Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable.

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Inequality is as dear to the American heart as liberty itself

Inequality is as dear to the American heart as liberty itself