Quotes by Jarod Kintz

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In...

#Cynicism, #Humor, #Marriage

A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing...

#Fishing, #Humor

I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you...

#Football, #Humor, #Violence

The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted...

#Football, #Funny

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my...

#Funny Good Morning

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around...

#Funny Marriage

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

#Games, #Humor

Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving...

#Funny, #Gifts, #Reward

The dollar isnt worth its weight in gold, and the pound isnt worth its weight...

#Gold, #Money

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

#Funny, #Gold, #Humor

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we...

#Family, #Funny, #Growing Up

I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it...

#Funny, #Happy, #Sadness