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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing...
#Fishing
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#Humor
I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In...
#Cynicism
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#Humor
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#Marriage
I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it...
#Funny
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#Happy
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#Sadness
From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we...
#Family
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#Funny
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#Growing Up
My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.
#Funny
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#Gold
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#Humor
The dollar isnt worth its weight in gold, and the pound isnt worth its weight...
#Gold
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#Money
Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving...
#Funny
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#Gifts
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#Reward
Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...
#Games
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#Humor
The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around...
#Funny Marriage
The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my...
#Funny Good Morning
The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted...
#Football
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#Funny
I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you...
#Football
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#Humor
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#Violence
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...
#Communication
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#Conversation
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#Funny
I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...
#Bizarre
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#Funny
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#Humor
When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust....
#Humor
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#Love
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#Lust
Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no...
#Inspirational
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#Living
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#Philosophy
If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...
#Funny
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#Hard Work
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#Lies
The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep...
#Inflation
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