“A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'Quote by Tommy CooperTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about JokesShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....#Funny, #Jokes
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...#Funny, #Jokes
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...#Funny, #Politics
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status