Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...