Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.