Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

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Count your blessings.

Count your blessings.

Women naturally deceive, weep and spin.

Women naturally deceive, weep and spin.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

A drink is shorter than a tale.

A drink is shorter than a tale.

God provides, but He needs a nudge.

God provides, but He needs a nudge.

Love, like death, changes everything.

Love, like death, changes everything.

When the rabbit has escaped, comes advice.

When the rabbit has escaped, comes advice.

Old men go to death; but death comes to young men.

Old men go to death; but death comes to young men.

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other person. The true nobility is...

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other person. The true nobility is...

There's no time like the present

There's no time like the present

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

Fool's praise is censure

Fool's praise is censure

Don't make waves

Don't make waves

God helps three sorts of people: fools, children and drunkards

God helps three sorts of people: fools, children and drunkards

So hungry I could eat a horse

So hungry I could eat a horse

We must have reasons for speech but we need none for silence

We must have reasons for speech but we need none for silence

When Death puts out our flame the snuff will tell - If we were wax...

When Death puts out our flame the snuff will tell - If we were wax...

Neither one should hesitate about dedicating oneself to philosophy when young, nor should get tired...

Neither one should hesitate about dedicating oneself to philosophy when young, nor should get tired...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...