Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

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God helps three sorts of people: fools, children and drunkards

God helps three sorts of people: fools, children and drunkards

Silence is also speech

Silence is also speech

Failing to plan is planning to fail

Failing to plan is planning to fail

A lost friendship is an enemy won.

A lost friendship is an enemy won.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well

The old gray mare just ain't what she used to be

The old gray mare just ain't what she used to be

Doubt makes the mountain which faith can move

Doubt makes the mountain which faith can move

A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart...

A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart...

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

Opposites attract

Opposites attract

Home is home, be it ever so humble

Home is home, be it ever so humble

Everything must have a beginning.

Everything must have a beginning.

All men judge the acts of others by what they would have done themselves

All men judge the acts of others by what they would have done themselves

Love, like death, changes everything.

Love, like death, changes everything.

Trade knows neither friends or kindred

Trade knows neither friends or kindred

Words hurt more than swords

Words hurt more than swords

Tools of the trade

Tools of the trade

Flattery will get you nowhere

Flattery will get you nowhere

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

Flattery is telling the other person precisely what he thinks about himself

Flattery is telling the other person precisely what he thinks about himself