Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

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A good judge conceives quickly, judges slowly

A good judge conceives quickly, judges slowly

Wedding is destiny, And hanging likewise

Wedding is destiny, And hanging likewise

Our passions are the winds that propel our vessel. Our reason is the pilot that...

Our passions are the winds that propel our vessel. Our reason is the pilot that...

When a man repeats a promise again and again, he means to fail you

When a man repeats a promise again and again, he means to fail you

Go with the flow.

Go with the flow.

Luck is the idol of the idle.

Luck is the idol of the idle.

Live thy life as it were spoil and pluck the joys that fly.

Live thy life as it were spoil and pluck the joys that fly.

Beauty is only skin-deep.

Beauty is only skin-deep.

A bad day never hath a good night

A bad day never hath a good night

Borrowed garments never fit well.

Borrowed garments never fit well.

Zeal is fit only for the wise but is found mostly in fools

Zeal is fit only for the wise but is found mostly in fools

Nature is better than a middling doctor.

Nature is better than a middling doctor.

A change is as good as a rest.

A change is as good as a rest.

The charitable give out at the door and God puts in at the window

The charitable give out at the door and God puts in at the window

Love me little, love me long

Love me little, love me long

The world's a theater, the earth a stage, Which God and nature do with actors...

The world's a theater, the earth a stage, Which God and nature do with actors...

Can't see the wood for the trees

Can't see the wood for the trees

It's no crime to steal from a thief

It's no crime to steal from a thief

A thief believes everybody steals.

A thief believes everybody steals.

He who holds the ladder is as bad as the thief

He who holds the ladder is as bad as the thief