Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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Love, like death, changes everything.
Maturity consists of no longer being taken in by oneself
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Among the blind, the squinter rules
Choose your company before you drink.
Knowledge in youth is wisdom in age.
When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good...
Set a thief to catch a thief
I fall back on this journal just as some other poor devil takes to drink
Children and fools cannot lie.
Cut the ground out from under him
In courtship a man pursues a woman until she catches him.
It is less painful to learn in youth than to be ignorant in age
A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
Money doesn't grow on trees
If you could run, as you drink, you might catch a hare.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones...
And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of...