Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow

A problem shared is a problem halved

A problem shared is a problem halved

They say is often a great liar

They say is often a great liar

Bloom where you are planted

Bloom where you are planted

From small beginnings come great things.

From small beginnings come great things.

All good things come to he who waits

All good things come to he who waits

Set a thief to catch a thief

Set a thief to catch a thief

Can't see the wood for the trees

Can't see the wood for the trees

Friendship is a prodigal, but love is a miser.

Friendship is a prodigal, but love is a miser.

Good nature without prudence, is foolishness

Good nature without prudence, is foolishness

History repeats itself

History repeats itself

Now is the winter of our discontent

Now is the winter of our discontent

A bad worker quarrels with his tools

A bad worker quarrels with his tools

He that steals an egg will steal an ox

He that steals an egg will steal an ox

Don't change horses in midstream

Don't change horses in midstream

Like Mother, like Daughter.

Like Mother, like Daughter.

Imitation is the most serious form of flattery

Imitation is the most serious form of flattery

Solitude is often the best society

Solitude is often the best society

My Aunt Maria asked me to read the life of Dr. Chalmers, which, however, I...

My Aunt Maria asked me to read the life of Dr. Chalmers, which, however, I...

I lived in solitude in the country and noticed how the monotony of a quiet...

I lived in solitude in the country and noticed how the monotony of a quiet...