Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

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A good exercise for the heart is bending down and helping someone to get up.

A good exercise for the heart is bending down and helping someone to get up.

The kindness and affection from the public have carried me through some of the most...

The kindness and affection from the public have carried me through some of the most...

Fire is never a gentle master

Fire is never a gentle master

Top of the morning

Top of the morning

The excellence of a man is a benefit to the public.

The excellence of a man is a benefit to the public.

He that followeth Nature is never out of his way

He that followeth Nature is never out of his way

Respect for one's parents is the highest duty of civil life.

Respect for one's parents is the highest duty of civil life.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Don't put new wine into old bottles

Don't put new wine into old bottles

No one ever kicks a dead dog

No one ever kicks a dead dog

Winning isn't everything

Winning isn't everything

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

Friendship is a prodigal, but love is a miser.

Friendship is a prodigal, but love is a miser.

Listen to advice and accept correction, then in the end you will be wise.

Listen to advice and accept correction, then in the end you will be wise.

The art is not in making money, but in keeping it.

The art is not in making money, but in keeping it.

Good nature without prudence, is foolishness

Good nature without prudence, is foolishness

As much use as a yard of pump water

As much use as a yard of pump water

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange...

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange...

I have two luxuries to brood over in my walks, your loveliness and the hour...

I have two luxuries to brood over in my walks, your loveliness and the hour...