Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

Quote by Woody Allen

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

A man is a God in ruins.

A man is a God in ruins.

This is the highest wisdom that I own; freedom and life are earned by those...

This is the highest wisdom that I own; freedom and life are earned by those...