He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?
The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...
Macho does not prove mucho.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.