An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Luck Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Wive Quotes

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Wisdom is the winner over good luck

Wisdom is the winner over good luck

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes