Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

When money's tight and hard to get - and your horse is also ran, When...

When money's tight and hard to get - and your horse is also ran, When...

Avoiding likewise the accumulation of debt, not only by shunning occasions of expense, but by...

Avoiding likewise the accumulation of debt, not only by shunning occasions of expense, but by...

It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty. It's God's will...

It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty. It's God's will...