Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Quote by Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.