Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the first time.

Topics: It Is What It Is Quotes, Shit Happens Quotes

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...

It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

Love is a serious mental disease.

Love is a serious mental disease.

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.