Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the first time.

Topics: It Is What It Is Quotes, Shit Happens Quotes

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.

The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize