Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Quote by Benny Hill

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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one,...

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one,...

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run.

Do unto others, then run.

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...