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Sometimes, when you imagine a perfect guy...you realize you've described a person you've known forever.

Sometimes, when you imagine a perfect guy...you realize you've described a person you've known forever.

You'd always say that you hate to see me hurt and you hate to see...

You'd always say that you hate to see me hurt and you hate to see...

I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs...

I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs...

Its official. Becoming a lesbian forever cause boys suck.

Its official. Becoming a lesbian forever cause boys suck.

My self confidence goes down every time I see a girl that's prettier than me.

My self confidence goes down every time I see a girl that's prettier than me.

A girl will not admit she's wrong because she believes her heart and her heart...

A girl will not admit she's wrong because she believes her heart and her heart...

Difference between her and me? I would do anything for you and she would do...

Difference between her and me? I would do anything for you and she would do...

I want a guy who saves my texts just to look at them when he...

I want a guy who saves my texts just to look at them when he...

That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy...

That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Seeing guys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever.

Seeing guys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever.

You can never blame a girl for being jealous.

You can never blame a girl for being jealous.

Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to...

Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to...

Last year, I didn't even know his last name. But this year? I write it...

Last year, I didn't even know his last name. But this year? I write it...

Economy is too late when you are at the bottom of your purse...

Economy is too late when you are at the bottom of your purse...

Boys are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.

Boys are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.

Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream....

Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream....

I'm gonna get cute & take pictures, because i'm bored.

I'm gonna get cute & take pictures, because i'm bored.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...