Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant.

Topics: Girl Quotes, It Is What It Is Quotes, Pregnancy Quotes

Yeah, I catch an attitude sometimes, get over it.

Yeah, I catch an attitude sometimes, get over it.

Seeing guys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever.

Seeing guys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever.

I'm a girl but I'd rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.

I'm a girl but I'd rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.

That super hot guy you see in a random place, you'll never see again.

That super hot guy you see in a random place, you'll never see again.

Difference between her and me? I would do anything for you and she would do...

Difference between her and me? I would do anything for you and she would do...

Staring at a hot guy and thinking...We are going to make beautiful babies.

Staring at a hot guy and thinking...We are going to make beautiful babies.

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

I love how you make me feel like a woman and a little girl all...

I love how you make me feel like a woman and a little girl all...

Thoughts when Im on my period: Ah, my vagina is falling off! I'm going to...

Thoughts when Im on my period: Ah, my vagina is falling off! I'm going to...

I may not have the cutest eyes, prettiest smile, gorgeous face or perfect body, but...

I may not have the cutest eyes, prettiest smile, gorgeous face or perfect body, but...

If Cinderella can get her prince charming without taking her dress off, then so can...

If Cinderella can get her prince charming without taking her dress off, then so can...

Its official. Becoming a lesbian forever cause boys suck.

Its official. Becoming a lesbian forever cause boys suck.

I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs...

I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs...

The difference between me and her? I can make him smile with my pants on.

The difference between me and her? I can make him smile with my pants on.

I want a guy who saves my texts just to look at them when he...

I want a guy who saves my texts just to look at them when he...

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.

My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.