That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

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I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...

It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

What troubles me is not that movie stars run for office, but that they find...

What troubles me is not that movie stars run for office, but that they find...

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.

In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US,...

In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US,...