Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the ground...

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Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...