The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

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Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.