And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

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