No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.