No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
Humor is reason gone mad.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
I regard no man as poor who has a godly mother.
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.