No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

I regard no man as poor who has a godly mother.

I regard no man as poor who has a godly mother.

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.