Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Boyfriend Quotes, Funny Quotes

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.

The pioneers of a warless world are the young men (and women) who refuse military...

The pioneers of a warless world are the young men (and women) who refuse military...