Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Boyfriend Quotes, Funny Quotes

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.