Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Boyfriend Quotes, Funny Quotes

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed...

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed...

I always give low value to talks; only after growing through action we should start...

I always give low value to talks; only after growing through action we should start...

Respect for intellectual excellence, the restoration of vigor and discipline to our ideas of study,...

Respect for intellectual excellence, the restoration of vigor and discipline to our ideas of study,...