Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Boyfriend Quotes, Funny Quotes

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles...

Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles...

Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me...

Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me...