Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Boyfriend Quotes, Funny Quotes

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be...

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be...

To marry a woman who you love and who loves you is to lay a...

To marry a woman who you love and who loves you is to lay a...