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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can...

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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting...

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Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one...

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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have...

A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives...

A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives...

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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I...

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed...

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I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same...

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get...

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get...

In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment.

In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.

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In all comedy there is something regressive that takes us back to the world of...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught...

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...