Quotes by Will Ferrell

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get...

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Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one...

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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting...

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I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same...

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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I...

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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can...

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A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives...

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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons...

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Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed...

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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have...

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